Copyright 2018 Karin Mora
1. He slept through several snoozes, cancelling the last. The call from his boss finally roused him.
2. She woke five minutes before the alarm and sat up with a smile.
3. He woke five minutes before the alarm and cursed his shitty luck.
4. She read somewhere the body’s paralysed during REM sleep and wonders how she wound up on the floor.
5. He woke to blurred vision and the smell of crotch. How’d his pants get up there?
6. Two Jehovah’s Witnesses ring the doorbell at 10 a.m.
7. Her dreams of love are a chilly patch of drool on her pillow.
8. Flying above the city, he finally realizzzt, zzzt, zzzt. Click. Sigh.
9. Her beard chokes her and wags its tail, purring.
10. He farts so loudly it startles him.
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