Christopher Mollison

Contributing Editor

Baking on the Beligian Border

Copyright Urban Mole 2017

When the Martians arrived above New Jersey in 1938, panic spread among the credulous [1]. People couldn’t flee far enough, partly because they were left breathless from all the screaming, but mostly because there was no way to outpace a threat so fast moving as to be near-omnipresent. A potentially hostile force had crossed the American border.

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Eugoogleogy

Copyright Urban Mole 2016

Trust is a mountaineer’s rope made from the laces of dead climbers’ shoes. It is predicated on truth values but incorporates fallibility because often the thing you trust, or the class of thing you trust, has been known to fail. Scientists sometimes lie, air planes occasionally fall from the sky. Trust becomes a matter of probability, if you’re so inclined to calculate it. If not, let someone calculate it for you and trust their results.

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Why Superman Wears Tight Pants — On The Outside.

Copyright Urban Mole 2016

Copyright Urban Mole 2016

Not, as the title might suggest, because he is a narcissistic arse who seeks to demoralise his foes and shame his friends one undulation at a time. His costume is a construct designed to closely adhere to the physical representation of the Platonic Form that Superman is: a bulging powerhouse. Coincidentally, this is exactly what a sonnet is not.

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Speak-See and Mouth-Mind Topology

kiki bouba, Copyright Urban Mole 2016

kiki bouba, Copyright Urban Mole 2016

I read a German children’s book on woods and woodland creatures recently, and found myself stuck on page fifteen saying “hohl, hohl, hohl” like a Danish Santa Claus. It means hollow, and it makes hollow when you say it. Hohl. It’s connected to words like English hole and cave (holh in Old English). Say it at night at the edge of the woods and a bat will fly into your mouth.

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