{"id":54949,"date":"2025-12-27T08:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-27T07:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/?p=54949"},"modified":"2025-12-26T22:19:59","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T21:19:59","slug":"chris-must-break-happy-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/?p=54949","title":{"rendered":"Chris-must Break! Happy Holidays!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image alignright size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"865\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-865x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Night image of a block of flats in Leipzig whose every floor is rotated 90 degrees, making the building look like a played-with Rubik's Cube. Soft orange light shines from a flat on the third floor, and there's a decorated Christmas tree in the window.\" class=\"wp-image-54948\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.844745091569048;width:442px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-865x1024.jpg 865w, https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-253x300.jpg 253w, https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-768x909.jpg 768w, https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-1298x1536.jpg 1298w, https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/festive_lights-1730x2048.jpg 1730w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 865px) 100vw, 865px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Photo: Karin Mora<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n<p>It\u2019s that time between Christmas and New Year, the special week I like to call <i>Seven Days of Sod All<\/i>. That\u2019s right, even Moles take hols.<\/p>\n<p>See you in seven for tales of icy winds, winding queues, and a threatening phallus-shaped candle.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great one!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s that time between Christmas and New Year, the special week I like to call Seven Days of Sod All. That\u2019s right, even Moles take hols.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":54948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[213],"tags":[214,261,209],"class_list":{"0":"post-54949","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-cf","8":"tag-city-fables","9":"tag-holiday","10":"tag-leipzig"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":54950,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54949\/revisions\/54950"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54948"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/urbanmole.is\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}